Puyo Puyo X Disney song parodies

One day, I was writing on comments to a "Puyo Portrayed by SpongeBob" video, when I saw a comment that read "I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE". I replied with "You're face to face with greatness and it's strange"; this soon snowballed into an impromptu sing-along session, or several. I called the results of this endeavor "Puyo Puyo: The Musical", and I would now like to share these songs with the world.

I see what’s happening here
You’re face to face with greatness and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel, it’s adorable
It’s nice to see that some things never change
Open your eyes, let's begin.
Yes, it's really me, it's Schezo, breathe it in. (...in bed.)
I know it's a lot; the hair, the bod...when a guy like me defiles the gods.


What can I say except, "I want you!"
Like how Plankton wants the formula
Hey, it’s okay, just to say “I want you?”
Because my sword just ain’t quite good enough!


Hey! Who is the mage who's been devoted to ye
Since Madou Monogatari? It's me!
And the Dark Prince knows to fear me when I chain Puyos…
I'm not a creeper, though!
Oh, let's not forget, I'm the one
who stopped him way back in Puyo Puyo Sun
Also, I've helped you sometimes...you're welcome...and face it, Arle; I've done sublime!

So don’t turn away when I say, “I want you”
‘Cuz I’m trying to express how I feel
So let me convey it this way, “I want you”
Oh, and quick disclaimer; yes this is for real
I want you, I want you (He wants you)

Well come to think of it…

Arle, people already ship you and me;
SchezArle is big in the Puyo community
Nobody really cares it’s pedophilia
Because they love me and my precious dahlia
But at least I’m no discount Bowser
Who lives underground in a tacky tower
Look at little Tenori-Zoh goin’ da-da-Da-Da-dat-Da-dat-day!

So girl, let me say it’s okay that “I want you”! (He wants you!)
And it seems that you’re quite impressed
But hey, it’s okay if you don’t want me too (want him too!)
Though it’d leave an empty feeling in my chest
I want you, I want you
So be my desire!

Yes, I ship SchezArle, as well as Sig X Scylla.


Witch: Inferno Supernova, what a combo of grace
Draco: Inferno Supernova, ain’t no passing phase!
Witch:It means no garbage, for the rest of your chains
Both: It's our strategy~...for victory...~
Witch: Inferno Supernova!
Amitie: "Inferno Supernova?"
Draco: Yup! It's our motto!
Amitie: What's a motto?
Witch: Nothing. What's a motto with you? (She and Draco laugh)
Draco: Anyway, these two words will solve all your problems.
Witch: That's right. Take Draco for example. Why...when she was a young Dragon…
Draco: When I was a young DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Witch: Very nice.
Draco: Thanks!
Witch: She found her performance lacked a certain appeal
She could never seem to rotate like a steering wheel
Draco: I'm a sensitive soul, though my scales look tough...
And it hurt that my best never was enough!
And oh the shame!
Witch: She was ashamed
Draco: Cuz at Puyo I'm lame!
Witch: Oh, what's in a game?
Draco: And I got all depressed
Witch: How did ya feel!
Draco: 'Cuz I lacked the-!
Witch: DRACO!!!
Draco: What? I was gonna say "zest."

Both (and Amitie): Inferno Supernova, what a wonderful spell!
Inferno Supernova, sure beats Puyo Hell!
Amitie: It means no garbage, comin’ down yer way.
Draco And Witch: It’s a problem-Free philosophy, Inferno Supernova.
All three: Inferno Supernova, inferno Supernova, inferno super-nova…

Instrumental break (except for Seriri holding a high note in the back)

Draco: Inferno!
Witch: Supernova!
Draco: Inferno!
Witch: Supernova!
Draco: Inferno!
Witch: Supernova!

Amitie: It means no worries, for the rest of the game
All three: It’s our strategy for victory, Inferno Supernova!

That's... Damn good! Let's keep this up! I'm so-so with song writing, but I AM in a band, so you may just end up seeing a couple of puyo parodies soon on youtube by "Victorian Sweetcakes" lmao

Rulue (to the tune of Gaston)

Minotauros: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Rulue, looking so sad and depressed
Everyone here’d love to be you Rulue, even when not at your best
There's none in this world as admired as you; you're everyone's favorite chick!
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not hard to see why you stick!
Minotaurus: No one's stacked as Rulue, no one's jacked as Rulue, no one's hair is incredibly thick as Rulue's!

For there's none in this world as attractive
Perfect, a pure paragon
You could ask anyone who's been active
And they'd tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on (Random crowd joins in)
No one's been like Rulue
A queenpin like Rulue
No one sends uppercuts to the chin like Rulue

As a specimen yes I’m intimidating
Oh what a gal, that’s Rulue!

Give five hurrahs
Give twelve hip-hips
Rulue is the best
And Raffina’s all drips!

No one fights like Rulue
Douses lights like Rulue
In a Puyo match no one stacks like Rulue
For there’s no one as thicc, tan, and sultry
As you see I have got hips to spare
Not a bit of her’s scraggly or scrawny
As you can see from my lengthy blue hair!

No one trains like Rulue
Brings the pain like Rulue
In a Fever match, nobody chains like Rulue!

I’m particularly good at Harpy stacking!
Ten chain links for Rulue!

Well Meta-Knight would eat four dozen eggs
Every morning though Kirbii aren’t large
However I here would eat just a few eggs
So I don’t swell to the size of a barge!

No one shoots like Rulue
Is a beaut like Rulue
Even Risky Boots is not as good as Rulue!
I use patterns in all of my Puyo playing

Oh, what a gal...Ruluuuuuuuuuuue!!!!!




Rulue, Part 2 (to the tune of A Pirate’s Life For Me)

Rulue, Rulue, a fighter’s life for me!
She punches, she kicks, she pops her Puyo
Cast spells me hearties yo ho
Cast fuujinkyaku and not give a hoot
Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Rulue, Rulue, a fighter’s life for me!
She seduces n’ battles n’ wants her dark Prince
Drink up a glass for Rulue


(this is also a nod to When You Wish Upon A Death Star by the great Luke Ski)

Primp Town (to the tune of DuckTales)

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Primp Town
Dragons, witches, dancing fish
Are all around

Might fight the Dark Prince
Or track some footprints!

Puyo! Woo-Hoo!
Every day we’re out here popping
Puyo! Woo-Hoo!
Games of daring-do bad and good luck Tales! Woo-Hoo!

When it seems we’re heading for the final curtain
Fever mode it never fails, that’s for certain
Our transformations
They sweep the nation!

Puyo! Puyo!
To save the day, we’re out there popping
Puyo! Puyo!
Amazing combos, spells, and techniques
Puyo! Woo-Hoo!

D-D-D-Danger! Dark Prince behind you!
He’s a man who’s out to find you!
What to do? Just go and pop some Puyo!

Puyo! Puyo!
Every day’s a magic day with
Puyo! Puyo!
We will always find our way with
Puyo! Puyo!


D-D-D-Danger! Dark Prince behind you!
He’s a man who’s out to find you!
What to do? Just go and pop some Puyo! Woo-Hoo!

Little squirmy jelly things, those Puyo! Woo-Hoo!
Everybody out there popping Puyo! Woo-Hoo!
We will save the day today with Puyo! Woo-Hoo!
Not Beans, Boulders, Ghosts or Qwirks, they’re Puyo! Puyo!

Hellfire

Bearta Lilitu,You know I am a righteous prince
Of my power I am justly proud
Bearta Lilitu, You know I am much purer than Robotnik, Dedede, and Spirtl’s crowd!

Then tell me, Lilitu, why I see her dancing there, why her smoldering spells still scorch my soul?
I feel her! I see her! The sun caught in her auburn hair is blazing in me out of all control!

Like fire! Hellfire! This fire in my skin! This burning, desire, enables me to sin.

Is this my fault? (Mea culpa) No she’s to blame. (Culpa sui) It’s the Arle girl, the witch who set this flame! (Ei crimen) Is it my fault? (Peccata mea) Did he not plan? For a Devil should be stronger than a man!

Protect me, Lilitu, don’t let that shadow cast a spell, don’t let her power sear my flesh and bone! Destroy Arle Nadja, and let her taste the fires of hell, or else let her be mine and mine alone!

Hellfire, Dark Fire, now Arle it’s your turn. Choose me or your pyre, be mine or you will burn!

May you have mercy on me.

These are literally awesome.

Kiss the Girl

Risukuma: Percussion
Suketoudara: Strings
Oshare Bones: Winds
Risukuma: Words…

Risukuma:

Kiss the girl

There, you see her, sitting there across the way
She has got a lot to say, and there’s something about her
But you don’t know why you’re now dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her,
Look at her, you know you do
Deep down there she wants you too
There’s just one way to ask her
It don’t take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Suketoudara: Sing with me now…

All three:

Sha-la-la-la-la
My oh my
Looks like the boy’s too shy
Ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Yes, it’s a shame, too bad
He’s gonna miss the girl

Risukuma:

Now’s your moment, as Puyo fill the deep lagoon
Sasaki better do it soon, for his time will be better
Serily’s words are such pleasant words once he does
Kiss the girl

All three:


Sha-la-la-la-la
My oh my
Looks like the boy’s too shy
Ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Yes, it’s a shame, too bad
He’s gonna miss the girl


(Yes, I ship Maguro X Serily)